Chop Goes the Weasel

2026 season · as of week 2

16 teams. No head-to-head. Each week, the whole league is ranked by score and low team gets chopped.

• 1Cutthroat Sluts140.30
• 2I Got Matsui126.02
• 3No tight ends125.86
• 4Chop Til You Drop125.58
• 5ChoppedCheese125.36
• 6Snip, Snap! Snip, Snap!124.36
• 7Captain Stabbin122.16
• 8Shrumdiddlyumbum118.52
• 9Chop It Like It’s Hawt113.96
• 10Cant chop, wont chop.109.68
• 11Im Sorry Smith Jackson104.74
• 12Chopping Broccoli104.34
• 13Terry McCringleberry95.96
• 14Get to the Chopper+3.5894.70
• 15ChiefDubs91.12
• 16Fuck Josh Jacobs—